DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE TO HITACHI MAGIC WANDERLAND:

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE TO HITACHI MAGIC WANDERLAND: Can a relentless series of orgasms bring the Subject into a trance state where in she can explore her divergence at greater length and fully enter the "True structure of the universe"


OPERATOR: The department for "Akashic Research through Clitoral Resonance" is one of the most meagerly funded of all the institutes departments. For this reason we have very little in the ways of instruments and diagnostic equipment and are often forced to improvise with common household items. with institutions like DARPA engineering robots that can operate fully independently with crude mechanical digestion systems that feed on human flesh, funding tends to be allocated to departments that show promise in military or at least product applications. I once made the argument that our research could possibly be employed for remote viewing of distant worlds for future colonization but it has not yet yielded any liquidity. The Subject recently processed her dense little storage unit and unearthed a fantastically effective instrument, The Hitachi Magic Wand! An incredible device, really. Originally marketed as a kind of massage wand it has become infamous for its potential as a "marital aid" and we were very exited to get our hands on one. It is, as the subject might say "absolutely bonkers" . Its basically a kind of perfunctory looking, awkward Naugahyde sphere atop a clumsy plastic "wand" that looks kind of like an old electric turkey cutter. Not a lot of points for style but that ball vibrates with a terrifying fervor that bombards her clitoris like a pit-bull shaking a rat to death. This device, when used somewhat relentlessly will render the subject into such a state of supreme bliss and sensitivity, she will lay there stunned and smiling for some time, sometimes with the loveliest overwhelmed expression of shock and awe. 

The longest I have ever engaged the Subject with the wand has been about six minutes or so. Today's experiment will explore what she will see in her divergences when I push the session to twenty five minutes. My hope is that after a certain point the orgasms will reach their peak of intensity and become more or less continuous putting her into a kind of extremely intense trance state where she may fully diverge and remain within the divergence for a much longer period of time. In this state she may be able to fully comprehend the divergence and interact with it. Now you cant just come right out of the gates with the wand,its completely fucking insane. you have to warm her up quite a bit first then go in slowly with it, introducing the vibration first to her thigh or mound and drifting gradually to her clitoris. Before this though I put an ever so tiny dab of "four thieves oil" a potent blend of: clove bud, clove leaf,lemon,cinnamon bark,eucalyptus,tea tree and rosemary, on the tip of her clitoris. She wont feel this at first but it will quickly start tingling and the tingling more and more until she cant take it any more, then I suck and lick the excess away. This I believe makes the clitoris more sensitive in one sense while simultaneously dulling the sensation at the same time allowing her to handle more wand. Either way the subject reports a dramatic increase in orgasm intensity. 

SUBJECT: Wowowowwwwwwww I felt this wet drop on my pinael gland, it felt like a splash of water. I have never felt this sensation before. At first I did think I got splashed with water and then I realized it was inside my head. I just kept cumming cumming cumming. I came so much inside my head. There is all this pressure, I can feel it around my third eye and can feel a lot of blood and heat rushing to my head. Every time I was cumming my pussy was pulsing and inside my pussy, inside that area, it felt like my clit was going crazy, It was bucking like a bronco. It felt like when I came, my internal clit made a kind of jolt... kind of like one of those giant vertical dancing balloon creatures, you sometimes see them at used car lots, they dance and fold and become tall and erect when air is blown into them. Sometimes, my internal clit felt like it jolted into an erect position and then stayed there while I was cumming. I did go into the trance. my eyes were crossed and everything was curling. 

OPERATOR: how long did you feel like you were in the trance? did you feel time at all? 


SUBJECTt: It's very hard for me to say, but I think It could have been about 45 seconds to a minute maybe. 


OPERATOR: Did you see any visions?


SUBJECT: huuuhhhh, hummmmm... The vision stuff is the most fleeting. I was very aware that I was in both worlds at the same time. I couldnt bring the visions back with me. I can't remember any of them. Ohhh, My clit is pulsing, you can feel my heartbeat in my clit right now.

OPERATOR:  There was a moment during this experiment while the subject was experiencing a set of intense rolling orgasms, where she seemed to be approaching a trance state I became quite concerned. she was stiff and bright red, every muscle contracting as if she might be having a seizure. She was not, but it went on disturbingly long. 

CONCLUSION:

OPERATOR: It seems as if she can and did achieve the desired trance state of continuous orgasm plateau, this lasted for what seemed like more then ten seconds. Unfortunately the experience was so intense that she did not manage to recall any divergent imagery, so though enjoyable very little was learned about the divergent environments. This experiment shows promise though, we will return to it.

SUBJECT: This is hands down one of my favorite experiments of all. I cannot fully explain how overwhelmingly, overjoyously pleasurous it is to get blasted for such long increments with the intensity of the magic wand. It is one of the finest inventions ever created, but of course, needs a special kind of finesse. I have never been able to produce this kind of result with the wand myself. I do look forward to future experiments with great anticipation.


HITACHI MAGIC WAND TECHNIQUE: For assisted magic wand therapy. If you have one of these wands and your partner doesn't know about it, show them, and tell them this: At first I underestimated the level of finesse one can achieve with the magic wand. Its a powerful but somewhat clumsy instrument but after a few sessions with it I've found you can do quite a lot with it. The naugahyde ball is opaque and large so the first challenge is to keep it on the clit in the right spot. since you can't see it, particularly if she is convulsing up and down, or moving a lot. It takes a little feeling it out and paying attention to her face at the same time. A good trick if you sense a drop in pleasure on her face is to lower it down to the vagina and come back up at it, this exposes the clit from under its hood and I've found the underside of the clit to be more sensitive than the top. Surging is good, press the ball down on her clit and forward in surging motions. This varies the intensity so she doesn't plateau and simulates intercourse a little. Also pressing your fingers to the ball in a surging motion varies and intensifies the vibration more, almost like massaging the ball itself sending pulses of modulated vibration down into her. I also went down periodically to her vagina and swirled the wand head around the opening with a slight pressure so that the ball is about to pop into her but doesn't quite and then bring it back up to the clit again (prime the area with lots of coconut oil). Sometimes when she is cumming hard I'll use my hands to shake the wand fast and furious to compile powerful extra vibration and intensity (tiny shakes like the ones you feel when you clench your fists tightly). The clit gets bored sometimes with constant pressure, but also sometimes not and leaving the finesse out and going for  along hard consistent buzz allowing her to make subtle adjustments with her body can be good too. Sometimes you tease it some times you give it what it wants. You can hold the wand so it's just ever so barely making contact with the clit, its all feeling it out, keeping your eyes on the ball and also watching her face, get into the rhythms of it, like dancing, don't get to worked up or distracted. This isn't about you, stay focused, its science.
  
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