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The Penelopijones Experiment is a record of our pursuit of a greater understanding of the resonant structure of the universe through orgasm. We, the "Subject" and "Operator" will bring you detailed updates of our progress. Please be advised that the following contains detailed description of physical acts of intimacy. Readers under 18 years of age, please read no further. We'll tell you when your older.
 UNEXPECTED LIFE-RAFT DAY. A QUANTITATIVE QUEST
OPERATOR: The following catalog of orgasms comes out of the archives from a highly productive and enjoyable day. We present this to you now as we intend to break this record soon, with better note keeping of divergent experiences. At a time, we were staying in the house of a friend for a few weeks and one drunken night were playing "kick the can" on myrtle avenue when the Subject kicked the pavement full force just short of the can injuring her ankle. This put us on an unexpected house arrest, but we figured we should commit this new found time to pursuits of science. The magnitude and divergent quality of the Subject's orgasms are of course very impressive though its interesting to consider as well the overwhelming abundance of them, which leads us to ask, how many orgasms can the Subject have in one day? CATALOG: Mound rubbing with light clit contact 2. Ass smacking 2. Armpit sucking 1. Neck biting 1. Side chomping 2. Top of the head pineal orgasm with vision 2. While going down on me with hair pulling and breast squeezing 2. Foot licking with fingering 3. From behind 6. Then we ate clams with garlic, pepper fried rice and Matouk's papaya hot sauce. I licked her from behind while she was doing the dishes 1. Wild clit licking 2. Clit razz with squirt 1. Long time from behind 9. Belly licking 1. Wet slide bites on her sides 1. neck biting 4. Breast sucking, hair pulling 2. Side grabbing 2. Pressure point armpit 3. Shoulder chest pressure points 1. Breast rubbing, pinching,squeezing licking slapping attack 12. Fingering 1. Razzlebonk? (im not exactly sure what this is, poor note taking) 3. Fingering from behind producing two huge squirts 5. Hand finger sucking 4. Clit razz 3. feet behind her head sex with vibrator assist 5. Vibrator on clit 2. powerful clit licking with supprize razz 1.5 . licking Talenti chocolate chocolate chip ice cream off of her 3. strong rotating fingering 2. A grand total of 100.5 orgasms in one day. A great day for science, for love and for the advancement of the species. SUBJECT: Clit razz: This was phenomenal & incredibly pleasurous. The Operator administered a Razz, and made me cum from the vibration. Intense vibrational pleasure and then I was propelled instantly into intense orgasm which peaked as soon as the razz hit the most sensitive spot of my clit. It was MONUMENTAL. EPIC EPIC EPIC, unprecedented like a tsunami of pleasure erupting through my whole being. I experienced sustained flashes of glorious and intense white light. It flashed in and out of darkness and light, the most radiant light, it created concentric, luminescent white light rings which expanded out from the center against a black field. They were hypnotizing, ecstasy inducing... I became in such a state which is unexplainable... trying to divulge this is like trying to describe color to a blind person. It was a pleasure induced trance of ecstasy. Glorious. Beyond, UNEXPLAINABLE. OPERATOR: Was there a cumulative effect of the whole days worth of orgasms? how did you feel afterwards? SUBJECT: Shaky, drained, uber relazed tingly OPERATOR: This experiment had unexpected effects on the Subjects hair. There was an interesting aspect to this day which i will only touch on briefly here as we intend to dedicate a whole experiment to the premise. We believe the orgasms, especially those directed at the injured ankle may have had a healing therapeutic effect. Soon we will attempt to beat this record and report on the details of the various divergences. Also a life-raft day refers to when you spend an entire day without leaving a bed, several hours of preparation and provisioning is sometimes required in advance to make it more fun The image above is found artwork . Thank you for supporting the sciences, more to come soon. Please try these experiments at home. Send us comments, your divergent experiences for publication and suggestions for experiments at [email protected] The Penelopijones Experiment is a record of our pursuit of a greater understanding of the resonant structure of the universe through orgasm. We, the "Subject" and "Operator" will bring you detailed updates of our progress. Please be advised that the following contains detailed description of physical acts of intimacy. Readers under 18 years of age, please read no further. We'll tell you when your older.
 AGRICULTURE. “Worst Mistake in the History of the Human Race” -Jared Diamond
Over the last five thousand years or so Mesoamericans and now the Monsanto corporation have endeavored to transform a tiny one inch cob, through selective breeding and dubious genetic engineering into what we know today as modern corn, or maize. Modern corn can reach up to fifteen inches and is Mostly produced for hog feed and corn syrup, food items generally to be avoided. Jared Diamond argues that agriculture has produced a general decline in human health, The destruction of the natural environment, an increase in drudgerous labor and the human resource surpluses that facilitate large scale war and the rule of tyrannical oligarchy. But I can tell you what it is good for. Corn makes a fantastic substitute for a penis, except unlike a penis it is 2.25 inches in diameter, is clad in a stimulating texture, it stays perpetually hard and when your finished with it, you can eat it. Its not even expensive. Admittedly there is little to no scientific merit to this experiment, but its fun, and sometimes these whims produce unexpected results. Penicillin was discovered by accident. First you want to find a high quality organic sweetcorn, then bring it up to just a little above body temperature in a hot water. We strongly recommend coconut oil as a lubricant, just in general its great but in this case also because its edible. Don't forget to bring a plate of salt, pepper, thyme, lime zest, and cyan to bed to roll it in when your done. you will never eat better corn. SUBJECT: As soon as my operator put the corn inside me I felt the exhilarating sensation of the multitude of bumpy kernels rubbing against the ridges inside my pussy. I came nearly immediately and as I was coming I saw a comet like orb of light, white light, hovering in the upper right corner of my vision. Surrounding it, coming out of it were rings of white, green, red and orange light. Every time my operator would thrust the corn inside of me, the concentric circles around the white light would ripple out, corresponding with the movement. It was immensely beautiful. OPERATOR: There was a lot of warm up before the corn. Pleasuring the Subject with corn is somewhat self explanatory, however there is some technique and variation to keep it interesting and prevent "pleasure plateau." CONCLUSION: SUBJECT: Corn could be my favorite vegetable. I am interested to try this experiment again to see if similar visions are experienced. I am also interested in trying it with some wasabi and ghee. OPERATOR: Wasabi and ghee? Well that was fun. For a good portion of my life I lived under the erroneous misconception that similar to a man, a woman after a strong orgasm wants a moment to relax and rest and think about it. This is not true. A technique with the corn as with many other instruments can be to just keep going, to reach the higher orgasm plateaus. Orgasm strength can be exponential. This may not be true of all women, it is certainly true of the Subject. Try it at home and see, maybe ask first. The image above is found artwork . Thank you for supporting the sciences, more to come soon. Please try these experiments at home. Send us comments, your divergent experiences for publication and suggestions for experiments at [email protected] The Penelopijones Experiment is a record of our pursuit of a greater understanding of the resonant structure of the universe through orgasm. We, the "Subject" and "Operator" will bring you detailed updates of our progress. Please be advised that the following contains detailed description of physical acts of intimacy. Readers under 18 years of age, please read no further. We'll tell you when your older.  SOME OVERLOOKED EROGENOUS ZONES AND THEIR VARIED DIVERGENT QUALITIES. DEC 17TH IN THE "CRYSTAL MINE" OPERATOR: The subject has an extraordinary capacity for orgasms, in ease, frequency and in magnitude through conventional sex. She also is capable achieving orgasms of considerable power from the stimulation of some more exotic areas of the body. Today we will record the nature of the divergences experienced while stimulating the following areas; Neck, lower back, fleshy sides, armpit pressure point, belly and fingers. The object is to determine if different areas of the body produce different types of divergences and log which colors and images can be associated with them. Before conducting this experiment it was important of course to get the subject warmed up and receptive. As a point of comparison I will provide her description of an intercourse orgasm experience shortly before the experiment. SUBJECT: I saw a black and white flickering field many aqua-blue and orange spots. NECK: SUBJECT: As I came I was arrested with yellow star-bursty explosions that expanded from the center and exploded over each other. And then I became aware of a red, mesmerizing, living, form that was growing across my field of vision. It's body was made of luminescent stalks of smoke-like, translucent energy that appeared strangely similar to a sea anemone if it would keep growing upward with soft plumes that unfurled as it grew longer in an organic plant-like way. It was fractal- like in nature and moved majestically, expanding against a black field. I was observing it, hovering over it's velvety crimson form, in a state of pure wonder. OPERATOR: Here I licked and bit her neck. I ran my fingers through her hair and pulled her head aside and held shoulder down with my right hand holding her in place while exposing the left side of her neck. neck orgasm two was achieved while messaging pressure points on both sides of her neck up and down with a fair amount of pressure. this one was interesting because when she emerged from the divergence she could not remember what it was that I was doing to her specifically. LOWER BACK: SUBJECT: It peaked several times before exploding into full on orgasm, at which point a sort of crystallized geyser, a growing structure of blue-white, explosive energy shot up my spine. I cannot remember anything after that. OPERATOR: Here I licked and bit her lower back for some time then finished with a series of fast hard licks that went further and further up the spine each time. FLESHY SIDES: SUBJECT: A field of a white patterns cut-out against a black background similar to lace crossed my view across a black background.I experienced many other visions, but I can't remember any of it. It flashed before me, going through many different scenes. The white patterns was only one of them. OPERATOR: I held her in a fetal position, I bit and licked the fleshiest part of her side. I asked her to show me the exact most sensitive part, It was very deep, I gathered as much of the flesh of her into my mouth and held it with some pressure and thrashed and chomped it in a gentle surging motion. ARMPIT PRESSURE POINT: SUBJECT: There was purple everywhere, vivid, ultra violet purple. As it faded I noticed in the bottom left corner of my vision a violet ribbony, sea-creaturey entity expanding longer against a black background. It was very similar to the expanding red smoke fractal form from the neck experiment except it seemed to be made up entirely of long rubbery pointy shapes, similar to sea anemone arms. OPERATOR: The subject has a sensitive little pressure point deep at the back of her armpit, I located the exact spot, licked her while to prime the area and relax her and then bit down on it with surging intense energy. BELLY: SUBJECT: Its hard to remember, there was an aqua blue field like a sea of aqua blue but not really a liquid more like a fog OPERATOR: I performed a sliding sucking action from her mound to her belly button several times, when she seemed close to orgasm I concentrated around the belly button sucking sliding and licking pulling the flesh up hard in my mouth until climax. FINGERS: SUBJECT: The operator was squeezing and massaging my wrist while licking and sucking my palm. My hand started to feel like it was swelling and heaving and almost breathing, like I was breathing through my hand ... it grew more and more intense and then with one last breath the orgasm energy exploded in my hand and traveled up my arm into my head, where I experienced a tremendous explosion that then traveled down to my pussy to explode again in a juicy pleasurous squirt, actually making my pussy cum. I experienced a powdery cloud of slow-swirling white powder energy dust that was suspended in air. It was sooo beautiful and moving in slow motion. I'm not sure if it was coming from me or moving into me. There was a peachy, light orangey yellow hue to the outer-lying areas of the powder cloud. This was really bonkers... and effected much much more than just my hand or fingers. OPERATOR: This is a kind of difficult one, How do i make her hand and fingers cum? I got her very relaxed and reminded her to look for the divergence and once she is in that environment to be alert and observant, to consider all that she sees and feels and to really commit it to memory to bring it back. I sucked each finger for a long time rubbing her wrist and messaging her palm with my thumb, taking her whole thumb into my mouth and dragging my lower teeth along the fleshy underside. It took a while but gradually increasing the pace and intensity and pressure I Brought her to a lovely and surprisingly intense orgasm. CONCLUSION: OPERATOR: The divergences are usually very fleeting like dreams, she must concentrate very hard to hold the experiences in her mind. After the orgasm she will pause stunned and still for a while and try to hold onto them. I wait silently during this moment so as not to distract her, then she smiles when she has solidified the image. At this point she can describe them while I ask her some questions to expand on the experience while its fresh in her mind. An interesting discovery during this session was that certain colors seem to reoccur during orgasms in the same area implying perhaps that there are colors associated with the different parts of the body. The neck orgasms for instance all produced RED imagery and ones from her belly all produced aqua blue images During the armpit pressure point orgasm the subject noted quite interestingly that she just barely saw the object in her peripheral vision. For me this seems in a way to support the notion that these environments are real. In this case the object within the black field was not in the center of her vision as if not necessarily for her benefit, As if she were momentarily thrown into this space and could have missed the object altogether if she hadn't happened to look down. To me it seems as if a proper hallucination, an image produced by her brain would be more likely to occupy the center of vision. The image above is found artwork . Thank you for supporting the sciences, more to come soon. Please try these experiments at home. Send us comments, your divergent experiences for publication and suggestions for experiments at [email protected] The Penelopijones Experiment is a record of our pursuit of a greater understanding of the resonant structure of the universe through orgasm. We, the "Subject" and "Operator" will bring you detailed updates of our progress. Please be advised that the following contains detailed description of physical acts of intimacy. Readers under 18 years of age, please read no further. We'll tell you when your older.
 DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE TO HITACHI MAGIC WANDERLAND: Can a relentless series of orgasms bring the Subject into a trance state where in she can explore her divergence at greater length and fully enter the "True structure of the universe"
OPERATOR: The department for "Akashic Research through Clitoral Resonance" is one of the most meagerly funded of all the institutes departments. For this reason we have very little in the ways of instruments and diagnostic equipment and are often forced to improvise with common household items. with institutions like DARPA engineering robots that can operate fully independently with crude mechanical digestion systems that feed on human flesh, funding tends to be allocated to departments that show promise in military or at least product applications. I once made the argument that our research could possibly be employed for remote viewing of distant worlds for future colonization but it has not yet yielded any liquidity. The Subject recently processed her dense little storage unit and unearthed a fantastically effective instrument, The Hitachi Magic Wand! An incredible device, really. Originally marketed as a kind of massage wand it has become infamous for its potential as a "marital aid" and we were very exited to get our hands on one. It is, as the subject might say "absolutely bonkers" . Its basically a kind of perfunctory looking, awkward Naugahyde sphere atop a clumsy plastic "wand" that looks kind of like an old electric turkey cutter. Not a lot of points for style but that ball vibrates with a terrifying fervor that bombards her clitoris like a pit-bull shaking a rat to death. This device, when used somewhat relentlessly will render the subject into such a state of supreme bliss and sensitivity, she will lay there stunned and smiling for some time, sometimes with the loveliest overwhelmed expression of shock and awe. The longest I have ever engaged the Subject with the wand has been about six minutes or so. Today's experiment will explore what she will see in her divergences when I push the session to twenty five minutes. My hope is that after a certain point the orgasms will reach their peak of intensity and become more or less continuous putting her into a kind of extremely intense trance state where she may fully diverge and remain within the divergence for a much longer period of time. In this state she may be able to fully comprehend the divergence and interact with it. Now you cant just come right out of the gates with the wand,its completely fucking insane. you have to warm her up quite a bit first then go in slowly with it, introducing the vibration first to her thigh or mound and drifting gradually to her clitoris. Before this though I put an ever so tiny dab of "four thieves oil" a potent blend of: clove bud, clove leaf,lemon,cinnamon bark,eucalyptus,tea tree and rosemary, on the tip of her clitoris. She wont feel this at first but it will quickly start tingling and the tingling more and more until she cant take it any more, then I suck and lick the excess away. This I believe makes the clitoris more sensitive in one sense while simultaneously dulling the sensation at the same time allowing her to handle more wand. Either way the subject reports a dramatic increase in orgasm intensity. SUBJECT: Wowowowwwwwwww I felt this wet drop on my pinael gland, it felt like a splash of water. I have never felt this sensation before. At first I did think I got splashed with water and then I realized it was inside my head. I just kept cumming cumming cumming. I came so much inside my head. There is all this pressure, I can feel it around my third eye and can feel a lot of blood and heat rushing to my head. Every time I was cumming my pussy was pulsing and inside my pussy, inside that area, it felt like my clit was going crazy, It was bucking like a bronco. It felt like when I came, my internal clit made a kind of jolt... kind of like one of those giant vertical dancing balloon creatures, you sometimes see them at used car lots, they dance and fold and become tall and erect when air is blown into them. Sometimes, my internal clit felt like it jolted into an erect position and then stayed there while I was cumming. I did go into the trance. my eyes were crossed and everything was curling. OPERATOR: how long did you feel like you were in the trance? did you feel time at all? SUBJECTt: It's very hard for me to say, but I think It could have been about 45 seconds to a minute maybe. OPERATOR: Did you see any visions? SUBJECT: huuuhhhh, hummmmm... The vision stuff is the most fleeting. I was very aware that I was in both worlds at the same time. I couldnt bring the visions back with me. I can't remember any of them. Ohhh, My clit is pulsing, you can feel my heartbeat in my clit right now. OPERATOR: There was a moment during this experiment while the subject was experiencing a set of intense rolling orgasms, where she seemed to be approaching a trance state I became quite concerned. she was stiff and bright red, every muscle contracting as if she might be having a seizure. She was not, but it went on disturbingly long. CONCLUSION: OPERATOR: It seems as if she can and did achieve the desired trance state of continuous orgasm plateau, this lasted for what seemed like more then ten seconds. Unfortunately the experience was so intense that she did not manage to recall any divergent imagery, so though enjoyable very little was learned about the divergent environments. This experiment shows promise though, we will return to it. SUBJECT: This is hands down one of my favorite experiments of all. I cannot fully explain how overwhelmingly, overjoyously pleasurous it is to get blasted for such long increments with the intensity of the magic wand. It is one of the finest inventions ever created, but of course, needs a special kind of finesse. I have never been able to produce this kind of result with the wand myself. I do look forward to future experiments with great anticipation. HITACHI MAGIC WAND TECHNIQUE: For assisted magic wand therapy. If you have one of these wands and your partner doesn't know about it, show them, and tell them this: At first I underestimated the level of finesse one can achieve with the magic wand. Its a powerful but somewhat clumsy instrument but after a few sessions with it I've found you can do quite a lot with it. The naugahyde ball is opaque and large so the first challenge is to keep it on the clit in the right spot. since you can't see it, particularly if she is convulsing up and down, or moving a lot. It takes a little feeling it out and paying attention to her face at the same time. A good trick if you sense a drop in pleasure on her face is to lower it down to the vagina and come back up at it, this exposes the clit from under its hood and I've found the underside of the clit to be more sensitive than the top. Surging is good, press the ball down on her clit and forward in surging motions. This varies the intensity so she doesn't plateau and simulates intercourse a little. Also pressing your fingers to the ball in a surging motion varies and intensifies the vibration more, almost like massaging the ball itself sending pulses of modulated vibration down into her. I also went down periodically to her vagina and swirled the wand head around the opening with a slight pressure so that the ball is about to pop into her but doesn't quite and then bring it back up to the clit again (prime the area with lots of coconut oil). Sometimes when she is cumming hard I'll use my hands to shake the wand fast and furious to compile powerful extra vibration and intensity (tiny shakes like the ones you feel when you clench your fists tightly). The clit gets bored sometimes with constant pressure, but also sometimes not and leaving the finesse out and going for along hard consistent buzz allowing her to make subtle adjustments with her body can be good too. Sometimes you tease it some times you give it what it wants. You can hold the wand so it's just ever so barely making contact with the clit, its all feeling it out, keeping your eyes on the ball and also watching her face, get into the rhythms of it, like dancing, don't get to worked up or distracted. This isn't about you, stay focused, its science. The image above is found artwork by Georgia o'keeffe. Thank you for supporting the sciences, more to come soon. Please try these experiments at home. Send us comments, your divergent experiences for publication and suggestions for experiments at [email protected] The Penelopijones Experiment is a record of our pursuit of a greater understanding of the resonant structure of the universe through orgasm. We, the "Subject" and "Operator" will bring you detailed updates of our progress. Please be advised that the following contains detailed description of physical acts of intimacy. Readers under 18 years of age, please read no further. We'll tell you when your older.
 SUBJECT: In black space. A spiralic colorful liquid form spins and morphs colors, emitting light and little droplets of itself which spray outward like a fluid pinwheel firework in slow motion. It is mainly red in the center and predominately orange at the tips with smaller amounts of yellow and white. Awestruck, I watch it melt away into nothingness. Then in the blackness appears a field of smooth, colorful domes in the distance getting higher at an incline as they undulate away from me. It was as if they were painted with chameleon paint that shone iridescent green, orange and pink. They were so beautiful and they went on forever. I lay there watching it with my eyes closed, wanting to savor the vision for as long as I could, while at the same time being aware of being two places at one time... which is one of the most magical, exciting sensations I have ever felt. I see a mesmerizing realm of extraordinary colors and shapes, most always appearing against a vast encompassing backdrop of the inkiest, most mysterious black. I always seem to be a watcher, floating, observing this boundless universe in a state of heightened peace and fixated wonder, BUT ALSO at the same time, in space, my body is convulsing with untold pleasure, energy is shooting from deep inside me, up my spine in waves that curl up my whole body from my toes to my hips and my rolled back eyes. HOLYWOW OPERATOR: The phenomena described above were experienced by the Subject at the peak of orgasm. We have come to refer to these experiences as "divergences." I, the Operator brought her to this state in the following way: The subject was laying on her back, I was kneeling above her lower body holding her legs apart with my right leg and left hand. She is quite relaxed at this point and quite receptive to pleasure. I brought her to this divergence with my pointer and middle fingers inside her, curled upward, with strong repetitive thrusting on her G-spot. Towards her peak I began licking her wildly from her clitoris to belly button, I could feel my own fingertips through her soft mound with my tongue. After the second divergence she returned to consciousness somewhat disoriented with no recollection of specifically what I had been doing to bring her there.
How do you explain these visions? are they hallucinations? a chemical endorphin reward issued by the brain to encourage intercourse? If you asked the Subject She will tell you quite affirmatively "no, I was there, those objects are real, I traveled to those places." Are the images or experiences that are revealed to her meaningful, are they in fact glimpses into another realm of perception? can they contain some fundamental truths about or reality. That brings us to the real question about the clitoris, why does it exist within the body? its said to be the only organ known to exist "only for pleasure". This seems like a somewhat limited evaluation. All embryos are female at their inception, (XX) when the (Y) chromosome is introduced in some, (XY) to become male, the clitoris and penis diverge at this point to develop into quite different physical forms. Is the Clitoris then merely a suppressed, underdeveloped penis? a superfluous relic from early development. Why does it continue to grow and increase in sensitivity for a persons whole life? From an evolutionary standpoint this would make very little sense. If it were truly superfluous it would not have developed at all beyond a tiny group of cells. Throughout the millions of famines and hardships of evolutionary time women's bodies have invested valuable material and energy into developing and growing clitorises. This should imply that they serve some purpose, one we believe may be more than "only pleasure." When we first learned that the clitoris was internally shaped like a tuning fork we proposed that it may be a kind of resonance device, developed by the body as a tool to allow us as a species to come into a greater understanding of the resonant structure of the universe. We shall produce this public record of our findings in our continuing experiments in the the hope that they may help to advance our understanding of love and the universe. The image above is a painting produced by the Subject to help illustrate her experience. Thank you for supporting the sciences, more to come soon. Please try these experiments at home. If you have divergent experiences you would like us to consider for including or have experiment suggestions please send us your comments at [email protected] The Penelopijones Experiment is a record of our pursuit of a greater understanding of the resonant structure of the universe through orgasm. We, the "Subject" and "Operator" will bring you detailed updates of our progress. Please be advised that the following contains detailed description of physical acts of intimacy. Readers under 18 years of age, please read no further. We'll tell you when your older.
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