UNEXPECTED LIFE-RAFT DAY. A QUANTITATIVE QUEST
OPERATOR: The following catalog of orgasms comes out of the archives from a highly productive and enjoyable day. We present this to you now as we intend to break this record soon, with better note keeping of divergent experiences. At a time, we were staying in the house of a friend for a few weeks and one drunken night were playing "kick the can" on myrtle avenue when the Subject kicked the pavement full force just short of the can injuring her ankle. This put us on an unexpected house arrest, but we figured we should commit this new found time to pursuits of science. The magnitude and divergent quality of the Subject's orgasms are of course very impressive though its interesting to consider as well the overwhelming abundance of them, which leads us to ask, how many orgasms can the Subject have in one day?
CATALOG: Mound rubbing with light clit contact 2. Ass smacking 2. Armpit sucking 1. Neck biting 1. Side chomping 2. Top of the head pineal orgasm with vision 2. While going down on me with hair pulling and breast squeezing 2. Foot licking with fingering 3. From behind 6. Then we ate clams with garlic, pepper fried rice and Matouk's papaya hot sauce. I licked her from behind while she was doing the dishes 1. Wild clit licking 2. Clit razz with squirt 1. Long time from behind 9. Belly licking 1. Wet slide bites on her sides 1. neck biting 4. Breast sucking, hair pulling 2. Side grabbing 2. Pressure point armpit 3. Shoulder chest pressure points 1. Breast rubbing, pinching,squeezing licking slapping attack 12. Fingering 1. Razzlebonk? (im not exactly sure what this is, poor note taking) 3. Fingering from behind producing two huge squirts 5. Hand finger sucking 4. Clit razz 3. feet behind her head sex with vibrator assist 5. Vibrator on clit 2. powerful clit licking with supprize razz 1.5 . licking Talenti chocolate chocolate chip ice cream off of her 3. strong rotating fingering 2. A grand total of 100.5 orgasms in one day. A great day for science, for love and for the advancement of the species.
SUBJECT: Clit razz: This was phenomenal & incredibly pleasurous. The Operator administered a Razz, and made me cum from the vibration. Intense vibrational pleasure and then I was propelled instantly into intense orgasm which peaked as soon as the razz hit the most sensitive spot of my clit. It was MONUMENTAL. EPIC EPIC EPIC, unprecedented like a tsunami of pleasure erupting through my whole being. I experienced sustained flashes of glorious and intense white light. It flashed in and out of darkness and light, the most radiant light, it created concentric, luminescent white light rings which expanded out from the center against a black field. They were hypnotizing, ecstasy inducing... I became in such a state which is unexplainable... trying to divulge this is like trying to describe color to a blind person. It was a pleasure induced trance of ecstasy. Glorious. Beyond, UNEXPLAINABLE.
OPERATOR: Was there a cumulative effect of the whole days worth of orgasms? how did you feel afterwards?
SUBJECT: Shaky, drained, uber relazed tingly
OPERATOR: This experiment had unexpected effects on the Subjects hair. There was an interesting aspect to this day which i will only touch on briefly here as we intend to dedicate a whole experiment to the premise. We believe the orgasms, especially those directed at the injured ankle may have had a healing therapeutic effect. Soon we will attempt to beat this record and report on the details of the various divergences. Also a life-raft day refers to when you spend an entire day without leaving a bed, several hours of preparation and provisioning is sometimes required in advance to make it more fun
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